Apartment Picture Horror Show

Well many people have heard me rave about how excellent my apartment is so I though I would post some pictures to show just how truly amazing looking it is.
The first picture here is from my grand foray, the length and breadth of it is breath-taking. You can see my coat poking out of the closet to the left and my bedroom partially visible in the middle background. You can see my out side door to the right (which I had to open to get a picture of the entrance) which is blocking sight to my bathroom.

Next on the tour we have a picture of the sink area in the bathroom, I felt it was the next logical point to stop on the tour since it was right there. The yellow colour scheme really brightens up the place the tile job around the sink is beautiful and compliments the colour scheme so well. Not see able is the the three mirrors in the bathroom just in case you really like being able to see all sides of yourself at the same time.

Next we have the bedroom. You can see the makeshift blinds I put up to keep the light out. You can also see my unkempt bed. Other then that there is not much to see in the bedroom, except for cigarette stains in the carpet, classy. You can actually make it out near the end of my bed as a little dark stain.

Now we move into the living room and all the opulence therein. My TV (including The Simpsons), laptop, and the rest of my furniture can be seen, as well as blinds provided by the landlord (or previous tenant) which is nice as it keeps from people viewing in all the time. The worst aspect of this room is the carpet though, it is unfortunately stained with all manor of things that it is probably not best to think about, not really noticeable in this picture.

Last we have the Kitchen, which is separated from the living room by a impene-trable waist high wall. It's window also came with a set of blinds which is nice. In here we can see my table, trash can, appliances. We can see a my small and probably highly inefficient alongside my small and also probably just as inefficient stove. Upon said stove I am cooking my supper at this time. Yes I cook I believe I have only used the microwave that you can see three or four times. The floor is also in poor shape but once again not really visible in the picture, including such things as cigarette burns and the peeling of the "tile" flooring.

Well I hope you have enjoyed this brief tour of my apartment and you are no doubt now wondering when you can come down and stay with me in this mansion. I will not stop you.